Yeah, I'm the guy who wrote "I'm Sorry I'm a Christian". But I write other stuff too. I see you, K'naan.
I remember the first time I saw an elephant in its natural habitat. It was sleeping on a road and causing a traffic jam in 40 degree heat. It took me a while to like elephants again.
Yeah, but aren't they just the greatest?
Yeah, they really are...EPIC. BTW, the fact that you wrote that your favorite colour is plaid, adds you to my collection of soulmates. Just saying.