Ankle insurance

So the gym's closed for the summer, putting an end to my being able to drown my journalistic sorrows with a couple hours of brick-laying from deep. HOWEVER, after youtubing countless vids of Hardaway, Davis, Crawford, and Harris Williams (imo, the best four handlers from this era*,) I've decided that the flavour of this summer's playground training will be handles. As in, improve them to the point that a right-hand finish isn't a given and I can notch ankles on my belt the way I currently notch Snickers bars. Eddie Fong and Petey Ko, beware. Those playground 1v1s will never be the same.

*Iverson doesn't count cause dude harsh carries. He's just so fast that refs don't catch it. Or they're scared off by his gang tats.


Endangered species

The sucky thing is that mixed, dreadlocked girls with ethereal eyes and sharp facial bone-structure don't come along very often.


Things learned from March 25, 2010

Driving a 92' minivan with a giant bikini painted on the side is an excellent way to attract attention.


Something to think about

Sometimes I wonder if Jesus smoked weed.



I know it's a blessing, but at the moment, you, school, are balls.

Third time's the charm (aka next year)

If only every day of journalism could be like this.



Dear Jordyn Delville-Pratt,

I am not updating this blog again until you comment on it.

-Christopher Tse


Current Musical Gold: Installment 6

"I like music. It defines life, love, and everything in between. I also happen to have an abnormally ridiculous amount of music in my possession, most of which I listen to very very rarely because I have a tendency to overplay. As in, overkill. As in, when I'm feeling a song I will play that tuneage over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until I am either sick of it, or it is inducted into my special itunes playlist simply titled LEGENDARY. Many songs have come and gone; only the chosen few have made it to LEGENDARY status. Every so often, because I like to share music that is good, I will post the tracks that I am feeling at the moment - the ones that are on trial to make it to LEGENDARY. Hopefully in this manner, you, my readers, will be able to expose yourself to a broader variety of good music. And who knows - maybe it'll even make your LEGENDARY."


Current Musical Gold: Installment 6 (in no particular order)
1. Warwick Avenue - Duffy
2. Desperado - The Eagles
3. After the Love is Gone - Earth Wind & Fire
4. Real Motherf*ckin' Gs - Eazy E
5. Down River - M.I.A.
6. From Me to You - The Beatles
7. Mario Kart Love Song - Sam Hart
8. Forget and Not Slow Down - Relient K

Stay gold. Peace peace.